straight boy problem #175

thebootydiaries:

when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge

Wait what does aggressively heterosexual even mean?
Anonymous

oportunitas:

When you hear a bag of candy being opened

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theonion:
“Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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